Hegseth Announces Elon Musk and Newt Gingrich Will Help Lead Military

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Hegseth Announces Elon Musk and Newt Gingrich Will Help Lead Military

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11 comments

  • kibiz0r4

    Satire just keeps getting deader

  • ShinkanTrain1via usa@lemmy.ml

    May he lead it as well as he did Twitter.

    Heck, he will have very little work to do since it already all Nazis in there.

  • yuki_gassen1via usa@lemmy.ml

    Wait til they send out grok to recruit at high schools 😭

  • MaxLemminist4via usa@lemmy.ml

    Great news.
    It will make the paper tiger army suck and lose even more.

  • Narri N. (they/them)4via usa@lemmy.ml

    So the plan here seems to be to fire bunch of the top brass in the armed forces and replace them with a bunch of tech bros and their School Triple Striker 3000 hallucinators? This plan will surely not backfire, only good things can come!

    It truly is amazing to witness the decline of the empire live, the Romans just got to notice post hoc how no one came around to fix the roads anymore. Now only if my peripheral home state hadn't already been completely intertwined with the Zionist Genocide Empire, with the knuckleheads in charge doubling down on the "no can do" rhetoric. As if they weren't aware of the genocide in Palestine, or indeed the genocidal history of the US and NATO, or the multiple and constant crimes against humanity done under them. I guess the prospects of sharing the imperial plunder from the global south has always been too much for these neoliberal profit chasers. No can do indeed.

    • eldavi2

      your material surroundings determine your politics

      -- paraphrased from marx

      i shudder at the thought that i would be one of these fucktards if i were straight, or white passing or neurotypical.

  • The Infinite Nematode2via usa@lemmy.ml

    This is an onion article, right? Right??

  • Noel_Skum1via usa@lemmy.ml

    Put down the crack pipe, Pete. Take a day off, lad.

  • Zedstrian7via usa@quokk.au

    Gingrich hasn't held an elected office since 1999; he belongs in a nursing home, not in any position of power.

    • alapakala1

      precisely why Pete wants wants him as Chief, so he can control both, since Elon is not a US citizen.

  • alapakala4via usa@quokk.au

    I no longer want to read Democrats typing “but the military will oppose this.”